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A pond made of old man pee and regret
My uncle’s yard looks like a Hackney Rockpool after he finishes his third beer.
The smell of that puddle made me question my life choices.
I stepped in it and now my shoes are cursed.
Hackney Rockpool
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A pool of liquid shame from a guy who forgot his pants
That guy at the bus stop didn’t even notice he peed in the puddle.
I swear that puddle was crying.
He peed so hard, it made a splash.
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A hole in the ground that smells like a gym sock after a week
I tried to skip it and still got covered in pee.
That puddle was so gross, I ran away screaming.
I stepped in it and now I can’t stop laughing.
4
A wet spot where a man lost his dignity and his pants
That puddle was the last straw for me.
He peed so much, it looked like a river.
I walked through it and now I’m a walking disgrace.
5
A puddle that smells like a man’s armpit after a long day
I almost peed in it too, just to match the madness.
The stench hit me like a punch in the face.
That puddle was so bad, it made me cry.
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A place where the ground got tired of holding in a man’s pee
It looked like the ground was holding its breath.
That puddle was like a sigh from the earth.
It looked like a man had been holding in a pee for years.