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A used tissue full of poop left by a stoned junkie on the sidewalk in Hackney
I stepped on a Hackney Hankie and my shoe died.
Found one in my shoe. Now I’m gonna die.
That Hankie was probably made by a raccoon on meth.
Hackney Hankie
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A crumpled tissue soaked in filth left by a high school kid who got too high and too low
I walked into a Hackney Hankie like it was a trap.
That Hankie was worse than my ex’s pants.
I saw it and ran. My brain said, 'Don’t touch it.'
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A piece of paper covered in smelly poop left by someone who forgot how to flush
That Hankie was so gross it made my dog cry.
I tried to pick it up and my hand died.
That thing was like a poop bomb from hell.