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A bunch of cops in shiny cars screaming at you like they’re in a horror movie and you’re the main character.
I was walking home and suddenly three cop cars came zooming past me like they were trying to kill me.
My friend got yelled at by four cops who looked like they had just been told they were going to prison.
I was eating a sandwich when five police cars went past me like they were on a mission from God.
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When the police think they’re in a movie and decide to turn your street into a car chase.
I was watching TV when I heard a bunch of cops screaming like they were in a video game.
My mom was cooking when six cop cars zoomed past the house like they were trying to crash into the kitchen.
I was on my bike and suddenly ten cops came after me like I had stolen their breakfast.
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Cops in fancy cars going past you like they’re celebrities and you’re just a random person in the background.
I was walking to school when three cop cars zoomed past me like I was blocking their way to fame.
My brother got annoyed when five cops came by like they were on a coffee break.
I was eating a burger when six cop cars went past me like I was interrupting their lunch.
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