Hackney Cheese Burger

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A messy, meaty mess where a lady spreads her legs like a bread roll, a guy shoves a fish in there like it's a meat patty, and some guy with a cheese fondness slaps it with a gooey cheese like it's a topping. It’s like a BBQ but with more sweat and less sense.
My cousin did it at the park and got chased by a cop who thought he was eating a burger.
At my aunt’s BBQ, the cheese guy got a cheese allergy and exploded like a melted mozzarella.
My friend tried it at a party and ended up with a fish stuck in his pants.
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A burger made by a woman who lays on her back like she’s on a grill, a fish gets stuffed between her breasts like it’s a patty, and some dude with a cheese fetish throws cheese on it like it’s a sauce. It’s like a burger but with more meat and less dignity.
At the school BBQ, my teacher did it and got fired for being too good at it.
My mom tried it at the beach and ended up with a fish stuck in her bra.
My brother did it at a party and got chased by the cops for being too loud.
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A burger that happens when a woman gets laid back like a bread roll, a guy stuffs a fish in there like it’s a patty, and a cheese lover throws cheese on it like it’s a sauce. It’s like a burger but with more cheese and less rules.
My neighbor did it in the park and got a cheese stain on his pants.
At the BBQ, my dad did it and ended up with a fish stuck in his shirt.
My sister tried it and got chased by a cop who thought she was stealing a burger.
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