Hackney cab nationalism

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The gross, brainless kind of nationalism that comes out of Hackney cab drivers, mostly because they get it from The Sun and don't think before they speak.
'I don't care if you're from Spain or the moon, you're not getting past me!'
'Why do they even bother? We're all going to be dead in 10 years anyway.'
'I'd rather punch a foreigner than eat a sandwich from a takeaway.'
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Nationalism that's like the worst takeaway meal, served hot, but full of grease and bad choices, and only Hackney cab drivers know the recipe.
'They're all immigrants, and they're taking our jobs!'
'If they don't speak English, they're not even real people.'
'I'd rather be stuck in traffic than talk to a foreigner.'
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Hackney cab nationalism is like a toddler throwing a tantrum, loud, messy, and only making sense to the person who started it.
'Why do they even come here? They should stay in their own country!'
'I don't like foreigners. They're all the same.'
'If they don't like it here, they can go back and live in their own dirt!'
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It's the kind of nationalism that makes you want to take a cab ride to the edge of the world just to get away from it.
'We're the best, and everyone else is just a waste of space.'
'Why do they even bother trying? They're all going to fail.'
'I'd rather die than let a foreigner take my seat.'
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Hackney cab nationalism is like a bad cup of tea, strong, bitter, and mostly served by people who don't know how to make it right.
'They're all stealing our jobs, and they don't even know how to do them properly.'
'I don't like them because they're not like us.'
'They come here, and they expect us to like them? That's not fair!'
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It's the kind of nationalism that sounds good in your head, but turns into a shouting match when you're stuck in traffic with someone who thinks the same thing.
'We're the best, and you're just a waste of time.'
'If you're not from here, you're not welcome.'
'I'd rather be stuck in traffic than talk to you.'
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