HackMaster

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A ex-hacker who used to be cool but now is just trying to save face before the net eats him alive.

HackMaster just tried to hack the government website and it failed. He’s now crying in a corner with a broken keyboard.

He sent a DM to his ex saying, ‘I’ll hack you if you don’t take me back.’ She replied, ‘Already done.’

He tried to take over the internet and got blocked by a 12-year-old kid who was playing Fortnite.

A hacker who used to rule the net but now is just trying to prove he’s not completely useless.

He tried to hack a bank and just got fined $50. He’s now eating cereal at 3 AM.

He sent a tweet saying, ‘I’m still the best hacker.’ It had 2 likes and 100 retweets of people laughing at him.

He tried to take over the net and got kicked out by a robot.

A hacker who used to be on top but now is just making a mess trying to get back in the game.

He hacked a pizza place and got free pizza for a week. Then he got banned for eating too much.

He tried to hack the president and got a DM saying, ‘You’re not even good enough to be a joke.’

He tried to hack the net but got interrupted by his mom yelling, ‘You’re not paying rent this month!’