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A kid who thinks they’re a genius just because they can crack a password. They need a good kicking and a lot of pizza to keep them from turning the whole school into a hacker lair.
My kid’s a hackling. He turned the school network into a gaming server just to play Fortnite.
This hackling tried to hack the principal’s phone and got sent to the office.
My neighbor’s kid is a hackling. He turned the whole neighborhood into a zombie apocalypse just for fun.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The hairs on your neck when you’re about to yell at someone. Like when your mom says you can’t go out with your friends.
My hackling went up when my mom said I had to clean my room before I could go to the party.
That kid’s hackling was so high, he looked like a mad chicken.
My hackling was standing on end when the teacher said we had a pop quiz.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The spiky hair on your neck that stands up when you’re mad. Like when your dog eats your homework.
My hackling went up when my dog ate my math test.
That kid’s hackling looked like a porcupine after a fight.
I had hackling so high, I looked like a chicken that just saw a ghost.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A rapper from California who works with SEMATARY. He’s the tough guy who handles guns and explosions. He’s like the muscle of the whole crew.
Hackle’s the guy who takes out the bad guys with a chainsaw. He’s like the meathead of the group.
Hackle’s got more guns than a cop at a shootout.
Hackle’s the guy who handles the explosions and the fighting. He’s the real deal.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The feathers on a rooster’s neck. Like when it’s ready to fight another rooster.
That rooster’s hackling was so high, it looked like it was going to punch the sky.
The rooster had hackling like a crazy chicken that just got a slap.
The rooster’s hackling was so high, it looked like it was about to take on the whole barn.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you’re so annoyed, you want to punch someone. Like when your friend forgets your birthday.
My hackling was so high, I almost punched my friend for forgetting my birthday.
That kid’s hackling was so bad, he looked like he was about to cry.
My hackling was so high, I could’ve kicked the whole class out of the room.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you laugh and cough at the same time. Like when you’re eating spicy food and someone makes a joke.
I was hackling like a mad man when I ate that spicy chili and heard the joke.
That kid was hackling so hard, he looked like he was about to explode.
I was hackling like a chicken with a sore throat when I ate that hot sauce.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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