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picking apart tiny details just to laugh at someone's face when they get annoyed.

You: "Why did you use 'a' instead of 'an' before 'apple'?" Them: "What?" You: "You know."

Your friend: "This pizza is decent." You: "Decent? It's like you're insulting it."

Your cousin: "I'm not that bad at drawing." You: "You drew a chicken with three legs and a frowny face."

when you're too lazy to be mad but still make a big deal out of little stuff just to be smug.

Your friend: "I got a B on my test." You: "A B? You could've gotten an A if you didn't fall asleep during the exam."

Your mom: "I made dinner." You: "You burned the meat."

Your brother: "I got a new video game." You: "It's not even the latest version."

the art of being a jerk just for the heck of it and watching people get confused.

Your teacher: "Who wants to answer the question?" You: "I do." You answer wrong. Teacher: "Okay." You: "I knew that."

Your friend: "I'm going to the store." You: "What store?" Them: "The one on the corner." You: "You're not even sure where it is."

Your cousin: "I'm going to sleep." You: "You're going to sleep? You're not even tired."

when you mess with people just because you're bored and you find their confusion hilarious.

Your friend: "I'm going to the party." You: "What party?" Them: "The one on Friday." You: "Oh, that one. I'm going to the one on Saturday."

Your sister: "I'm going to bed." You: "You're going to bed? I thought you were going to sleep."

Your dad: "I'm going to work." You: "You're going to work? I thought you were going to the office."

being a pain in the ass just to see people get flustered and you laugh at them like they're a clown.

Your friend: "I'm going to the gym." You: "What gym?" Them: "The one by the park." You: "Oh, that one. I'm going to the one near the mall."

Your cousin: "I'm going to eat." You: "You're going to eat? You're not even hungry."

Your mom: "I'm going to the store." You: "You're going to the store? You're not even sure what you're buying."