Hacking Your Twatter

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Getting a drunk girl to do things she wouldn’t do when she’s sober and then laughing about it the next day.
She said yes to my proposal after three shots and a subway ride.
He texted her a picture of his dog and she sent him a video of herself singing karaoke.
She let him take her home and then texted her ex the next morning.
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When you’re so wasted you don’t remember your own mistakes and keep making more.
She texted her mom asking for a ride home and forgot to mention she was at a club with her crush.
He sent a group message to his whole class saying he was going to propose to his crush.
She sent a photo of herself in a bra to her best friend and then asked why she was crying.
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When you do something so stupid you wonder why you’re still alive.
He posted a selfie with his face covered in pizza sauce and said it was a work of art.
She texted her crush that she was going to be his girlfriend and then went to sleep.
He sent a voice note of himself crying into a pillow to his crush and then got a call from his mom.
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