hacking off

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screwing yourself, giving it a beatdown, slamming the meat, going full animal, finger-flicking the chicken, sploshing the hose, making the weasel cry, getting a boner, eating the noodle, getting a face full of noodle, giving the chicken a back massage, getting the job done, throwing the meat out the window, giving the weasel a back rub, getting the job done by hand, getting the job done with a hand.
I was bored and I went full animal in my mom's kitchen.
He was caught giving the chicken a back massage in the library.
She had to splosh the hose because the kid wouldn't stop eating the noodle.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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riled up, annoyed, ready to kick someone's ass.
He was so riled up he kicked the dog out of the house.
She was ready to kick someone's ass after that bad call.
I was annoyed because my brother ate the last of the pizza.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a radio show tradition where the worst callers are invited to be roasted by the host and his crew like they’re the worst people on earth.
That caller was roasted like he was the worst person on earth.
The host and his crew made that caller look like a train wreck.
They called him Mommas Boy and roasted him for an hour.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a lie where someone says they jacked off but tries to hide it by saying they hacked off because the letter H is near the letter J.
He said he hacked off because the letter H is near the letter J.
She lied and said she hacked off because of the letter H.
He was caught lying about hacking off because of the letter J.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a term for playing hacky sack, or someone who plays hacky sack, or someone who's high.
He was playing hacky sack like a pro.
She was high and playing hacky sack in the park.
The kid was a hacky sack pro and a stoner.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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