hacking loogies

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When your nose is running like a broken faucet and your throat feels like a swamp, and you have to cough up gunk like it's your full-time job.
Man I'm hacking loogies so hard I think I'm gonna throw up.
My loogies are so bad I’m getting secondhand mucous from my brother.
I just hacked a loogie so big it looked like a snake came out of my mouth.
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When you’re so sick you’re spitting out globs of snot like it’s a competition and you’re trying to win.
I’m hacking loogies like I’m in the Olympics.
I just hacked a loogie and it landed on my teacher’s desk.
My friend hacked a loogie so loud it woke up the whole class.
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When your nose is so full of gunk you have to blow your head off just to get it all out.
I hacked a loogie so hard my face turned red.
I was hacking loogies and my kleenix got stuck in my nose.
I hacked a loogie and it went all over my lunch.
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When you’re so full of snot you’re basically just coughing up globs like it’s a gift from the snot gods.
I hacked a loogie and it hit my friend in the face.
I was hacking loogies so much I ran out of kleenix.
I hacked a loogie and it looked like a mini mudslide.
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When you're coughing up snot like it's your last meal and you're doing it in public just to embarrass yourself.
I hacked a loogie in front of my crush and now I’m dying of embarrassment.
I was hacking loogies so bad my mom had to take me to the doctor.
I hacked a loogie and it landed on my shoes like a snot bomb.
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When you're so sick you're coughing up snot like it's your full-time job and you're doing it in front of everyone.
I hacked a loogie and my teacher gave me a detention.
I was hacking loogies so much I couldn’t see straight.
I hacked a loogie and it went all over my desk.
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