hackim

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A person who flaps like a confused chicken trying to escape a meat grinder
I saw hackim today. He flapped like a chicken who just found out he's going to be fried.
Hackim ran into the street like a chicken who just saw a car.
He flapped so hard, I thought he was going to fly away.
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Someone who moves like a drunk squirrel on a rollercoaster
Hackim moved like a squirrel who just drank a whole bottle of wine.
He flapped like he was trying to escape a rollercoaster.
I swear he flapped so much, the ground shook.
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A human who flaps like they're trying to escape a giant sandwich
Hackim flapped like he was trying to get out of a giant sub.
He flapped so fast, I thought he was trying to escape a lunch truck.
He flapped like a person who just saw a giant sandwich coming at them.
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A person who flaps like a fish out of water and also out of their mind
Hackim flapped like a fish who just got tossed on the sidewalk.
He flapped like he was trying to breathe out of water.
He flapped so hard, he looked like he was trying to fly.
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Someone who flaps like they've been hit by a bus and also a chicken
Hackim flapped like he was hit by a bus and a chicken at the same time.
He flapped like he had been run over by a chicken bus.
He flapped so much, he looked like he had a chicken on his back.
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