Hackey Sack Reflex

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When you see something fall, your foot automatically tries to grab it, even if it’s not worth it.
I saw a crumpled receipt drop and my foot shot out like a bullet. I looked like a fool.
My foot went for a dropped pen like it was the last piece of pizza.
I saw a sock fall and my foot went for it like it was a gold medal.
2
You get so used to catching stuff with your foot that you do it even when you’re not supposed to.
I caught a dropped chip with my foot in front of my boss. He didn’t say anything, but I know he’s judging me.
I tried to catch a pencil with my foot during the test. It was a disaster.
I caught a dropped phone with my foot and now it’s broken. I’m a monster.
3
You’re so desperate to catch stuff with your foot that you’ll try anything, even if it’s stupid.
I tried to catch a dropped eraser with my foot. It didn’t work, and I tripped.
I saw a dropped napkin and my foot went for it like it was a treasure map.
I caught a dropped bag of chips with my foot and now I have crumbs in my shoe. It’s glorious.
4
You have no control over your foot when something falls, and it’s usually the worst possible time.
I was walking in the hallway and my foot went for a dropped paper. I looked like a maniac.
I was in the middle of a conversation and my foot went for a dropped pen. It was awkward.
I was eating a sandwich and my foot went for a dropped chip. I’m a foot monster.
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You see something fall, and your foot has a mind of its own, going for it like it’s a life-or-death situation.
I saw a dropped key and my foot went for it like it was the key to my freedom.
I saw a dropped coin and my foot went for it like it was a million dollars.
I saw a dropped sock and my foot went for it like it was my soul.
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