hackey sack

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A stupid game that makes you look like a wimp. It's like trying to impress your crush by doing leg lifts while wearing a sock.

'Bro, why are you hacking that sack? You're gonna lose the game and your dignity.'

'I used to play hackey sack to look cool. Now I just look like I have no life.'

'My dad plays hackey sack like it's a sport. It's not. It's a waste of time.'

A sack. A bag. A pouch. A container for your junk. It’s also for holding your coins, your testes, and your pride.

'I got a sack so big, I can hold a whole pizza in it.'

'My sack is so low, it’s almost touching the ground.'

'I use my sack to store my snacks, my pride, and my dignity.'

A total pushover. A guy who throws a party for his crew but can’t even remember his own name halfway through.

'He said he was the king of the sack. Turns out, he’s just the guy who forgot to bring snacks.'

'He throws the best parties, but by the end, he’s just sitting there like he’s been through war.'

'He introduced himself to me at his own party. That’s not a flex. That’s a fail.'

A game stoners play to avoid doing real work. They toss a sack like it’s a lifeline, and if they drop it, they’re doomed.

'I played hackey sack for six hours straight. My brain is still high, and my legs are numb.'

'They played hackey sack until they couldn’t see straight. Then they just fell over.'

'He dropped the sack and got so mad, he yelled at the air like it was his enemy.'

Smoking weed. That’s it. That’s all hackey sack is. Just a fancy way of saying you’re high.

'I played hackey sack all day, and I still didn’t get high enough.'

'Hackey sack is just a way to say, 'I’m going to smoke weed now.'

'He said he was playing hackey sack, but I just saw him smoke a whole joint.'

When you play hackey sack so much, you turn into a human disaster. It’s like you’re trying to break the sack, not play it.

'He sacking so hard, he dropped the sack and broke his leg.'

'I played hackey sack so much, I forgot how to walk.'

'He sacking so hard, he turned into a sack himself.'

A fake fat butt. It looks big at first, but then you squeeze it, and it’s just a lean ass hiding in a sack.

'I thought his ass was huge, but after I squeezed it, it was just a lean sack.'

'She had a hackey sack-ass, and I knew it was fake the whole time.'

'He had the biggest sack-ass I’ve ever seen, but it was just a trick.'