hackey

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A lousy way of fixing a broken piece of code. You know it's bad, but you don't care. It's like giving a dog a sandwich to shut it up.
I wrote 20 lines of code to fix a one-line error. I'm a hackey.
This function is a hackey. It's like a broken toaster trying to make coffee.
He used a hackey to finish the project. Now the code looks like a drunk raccoon drew it.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A kid who is constantly awkward and thinks the world is out to get him. He yells at Tommys and tries to punch Andrews. Also, he’s a fag and hates seeing naked ladies.
Hackey called me Tommy and threatened to choke me. I ran away.
He tried to fight Andrew again. It was like watching a chicken fight a cow.
Hackey screamed at me for showing him a picture of a naked woman. He cried.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A person who’s so clueless they can’t even throw a decent party. They invite 20 people, and half of them don’t even know who they are.
Hackey threw a party and didn’t even know half the people there. It was a disaster.
He invited his whole class but forgot to tell his friends. They showed up and he had no idea who they were.
Hackey’s party was like a group of lost tourists who don’t know how to dance.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A face you make when you’re sick of someone’s nonsense. It’s like when your little brother keeps interrupting your video game.
I gave him the worst look. He looked like he just saw a dead rat.
She made a face like she just ate a piece of raw meat.
He looked at me like I had just told him his mom was a thief.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A silly game you play with a little ball to make your legs more flexible. It’s like a weird dance class for kids who think they’re in a competition.
I played hackey-sack for an hour. My legs feel like they’re on fire.
She did hackey-sack to prepare for a dance competition. It was ridiculous.
He played hackey-sack for fun. Now he’s like a robot with flexible legs.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Your junk. It's what hangs down there. Also, it's what you put your money in when you're too poor to have a wallet.
He showed me his ball sack. It was like a giant jellyfish.
She has a man bag so big it could hold a whole class of kids.
He called it a scrotal sack. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds gross.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you give yourself a hackey-sack like it’s a sandwich. It’s like eating a piece of meat that someone dropped on the floor.
He served himself a hackey-sack and called it a meal. It looked like a sad dog’s dinner.
She gave herself a hackey-sack like it was a magic potion. It was a disaster.
He did it every day. Now he looks like a confused raccoon.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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