Hackettstown High School

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Hackettstown High School is the worst school ever. It’s mostly white and hispanic kids who think they’re in a gang. The teachers are useless, the lockers stink, and the only cool thing is the K-9 unit sniffing for drugs.
My teacher said I failed because I drew a mustache on the principal’s face.
The science lab smells like someone threw a toilet into a trash can.
I passed out in the hallway because I drank 10 Monster energy drinks.
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Hackettstown High School is so bad it’s like being trapped in a microwave. The air conditioning only works in the main office and the art room. Kids either smoke weed in the bathroom, yell at teachers, or just ghost class.
I showed up to class and the teacher asked me if I was dead.
The science lab smells like a sewage plant and a dead raccoon.
I left school because I thought I was in a movie.
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Hackettstown High School is like a prison for kids who think they’re tough. Everyone is loud, the lockers are gross, and the only thing that keeps the school going is the candy cult.
I got detention for talking during math class and I didn’t even do anything wrong.
I ate a whole bag of candy in the bathroom and then passed out.
The school is so small it’s like being in a closet with 500 people.
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