hacket wound

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A lady’s snatch. I’m shocked it took this long for someone to say it.

My mom’s hacket wound is louder than my sister’s screaming at a concert.

He asked for a hacket wound and got a whole damn pizza.

You can’t spell ‘Saturday’ without a hacket wound.

The place where a woman’s magic happens. And by magic, I mean you can’t handle it.

She said her hacket wound was on fire. I believed her.

He stared at her hacket wound for 10 minutes. Then he left.

I tried to explain it to him. He just said, 'I don’t need that.'

The hole that makes men forget their own names. And their own kids.

He forgot his own name when he saw her hacket wound.

She told him to stop looking at her hacket wound. He forgot his kid’s name.

I tried to tell him about the hacket wound. He forgot my name.

A woman’s privates. And yes, that’s the technical term.

He said it was the most technical term he’d ever heard. Then he left.

She called it a privates. I called it a hacket wound. We both won.

He asked for a privates. I gave him a hacket wound. He cried.

A woman’s snitch. And by snitch, I mean it’s always leaking secrets.

Her hacket wound was leaking secrets. And I was right there.

He said it was a snitch. I said it was a hacket wound. He cried again.

She told me her hacket wound was a snitch. I believed her.

The hole that doesn’t stop talking. And by talking, I mean it’s always screaming.

She said her hacket wound was screaming. I believed her.

He asked if her hacket wound was screaming. She said yes. He left.

They had a fight. Her hacket wound started screaming. They both left.