hacket

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A Glaswegian way of saying something is absolutely, totally, and completely gross and ugly enough to make you want to vomit.

My aunt's hair looked like a hacked chicken had been dragged through a sewer.

That pizza was hacked. I could've used it as a turd receptacle.

My cousin's face after he ate a hacked burger was like a horror movie.

When you think you're getting a cool hoodie, but it turns out to be a jacket that you have to wear like a real person.

I bought a hacked jacket thinking it was a hoodie. I was wrong. I looked like a nerd.

My friend bought a hacked jacket and now he has to wear it in winter like a grown-up.

I tried to wear my hacked jacket like a hoodie. It didn’t work. I looked like a fool.

When you throw a big black condom in someone’s face just before sex like you’re the king of the bedroom and they’re your slave.

My boyfriend did a hacked on me before sex. I was like, 'You’re trying to be cool, but it’s not working.'

My sister’s boyfriend did a hacked on her. She looked like she wanted to kill him.

I did a hacked on my date. He looked like he wanted to run.

A woman’s snatch. It’s real. It’s gross. It’s also amazing.

My mom’s hacked is like a swamp. It smells like old socks and beer.

My sister’s hacked is so big, it looks like a raccoon gave birth in there.

My friend’s hacked is so nice, I want to marry it.