Hackery Sizzles

Current Trending
#hackery#butt#pentest

4 views · Added 13d ago · 3 definitions

1
When a pentest consultant thinks they're about to learn some cool hacker moves, but really they just needed to take their pants off and show everyone their business.
The pentest guy tried to impress the team with his fancy tools, but he just needed to pull down his pants.
She thought she was doing a pro-level hack, but all she did was flash her butt at the screen.
He said he was about to break the firewall, but he just took his pants off and yelled, 'Boom!'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
2
That moment when a pentest guy acts like he's about to learn some serious skills, but all he needed was to take a dump in the server room.
He tried to make it look like he was hacking the system, but he just walked into the server room and said, 'I need a second.'
The pentest consultant said he was about to breach the code, but he just needed to go to the bathroom.
She acted like she was about to take over the network, but all she did was drop her pants and took a dump.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
3
When a pentest consultant thinks they're about to become a hacker legend, but really they just needed to show their butt to the whole team.
He thought he was about to take down the firewall, but he just pulled his pants down and said, 'I’m the hacker.'
The pentest guy said he was about to break the code, but he just sat there with his pants off.
She thought she was hacking the system, but she just flashed her butt at the screen and said, 'That’s it.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
xs