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A smelly guy who thinks he's cool
He wore the same shirt for a week and called it a 'branding strategy.'
He tried to hack my phone and got locked out of his own account.
He asked me for my password and called me a 'security threat.'
Hackert
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A guy who talks too much about computers and acts like he's king
He bragged about hacking a pizza place and got free cheese, but only ate the crust.
He tried to explain 'firewalls' to my grandma and she fell asleep.
He called me a 'luser' and didn't know what that meant.
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A loser who thinks he's a genius because he knows some passwords
He hacked my game and got a trophy, but he still lost.
He used my password to log in and forgot to log out.
He tried to impress me by hacking my mom's phone and sent her a goat picture.
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A guy who uses too many words and still can't fix his own computer
He used 20 words to say 'I broke my laptop.'
He called me a 'cyber threat' because I turned his screen off.
He tried to hack my Wi-Fi and forgot his own password.
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A guy who thinks he's cool but smells like old pizza
He hacked my account and sent my mom a message that said 'I am the hacker.'
He smelled like old pizza and called it 'authentic tech.'
He tried to impress me with a 'hacker pose' and fell over.
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A guy who can't fix his own phone but thinks he's a wizard
He called me a 'luser' and couldn't log in to his own account.
He used my phone to hack his game and lost it.
He tried to be a wizard and spilled soda on his laptop.