hacker's ass

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A burning pain in your ass from sitting too long like a damn genius. Hackers get this because they never move.
My ass is on fire from coding all night. Hacker's ass is real.
I sat through 12 hours of debugging. My ass is now a smoldering crater.
I tried to code while eating chips. Now my ass is like a war zone.
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Your ass turns into a meaty computer from sitting too long. Hackers get this because they think their ass is a keyboard.
My ass is so fried I can type with it. Hacker's ass is a real thing.
I coded for 10 hours straight. My ass is now a fried chicken.
I sat through a Zoom call. My ass is now a broken keyboard.
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Your ass gets so sore from sitting like a fool that it feels like it's on fire. Hackers get this because they think their ass is a chair.
My ass is so sore I can feel every pixel on my screen. Hacker's ass is the worst.
I sat through a whole lecture. My ass is now a hot dog.
I coded so much my ass is now a pizza. It's cheesy and sore.
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