Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Add me first or I will roast your soul with fire and regret

Add me first or I'll post your baby pics on the internet

You didn't add me first? I'm sending your ex a 1000-message thread

Add me first or I'll drop a TikTok of you crying in the shower

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If you don't add me first, I'll make your life a living hell

Add me or I'll spam your mom's phone with cat videos

Don't add me first and I'll leak your middle school selfies

I'll haunt your Instagram until you add me

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Add me first or I will publicly shame you in the most brutal way possible

Add me first or I'll post your lunchtime pics on Twitter

No add? I'll make a meme of you with a sad face

I'll post your failed attempts at being cool on Instagram stories

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I will ruin your life if you don't add me first, no questions asked

Add me or I'll send your baby pictures to your entire class

You didn't add me first? I'll make a TikTok of you crying in the hallway

No add? I'll drop a 1000-message thread on your mom's phone

5

Add me first or I will make your life a never-ending nightmare

Add me first or I'll leak your middle school selfies

No add? I'll post your sad lunchtime pics on Instagram

I'll spam your mom with cat videos until you add me

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If you don't add me first, I'll make you regret it for the rest of your life

Add me first or I'll post your baby pics on the internet for everyone to see

No add? I'll make a meme of you crying in the hallway

I'll spam your mom with 1000 messages until you add me