Hackerius

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A hot guy with smooth skin and a donger so long it could reach Mars.

That Hackerius is so smooth I could slide down his donger.

He walks in and the whole room goes silent. Donger time.

I tried to text him, but my phone exploded from the donger energy.

A man so good-looking he could make a pizza look bad.

I saw Hackerius and my pizza fell over. Literally.

He’s like a pizza with extra cheese and no crust.

I tried to flirt with him, but my phone said 'Error: Too hot.'

A guy who looks like he could win a beauty pageant and a wrestling match.

He walked into the gym, and the weights cried.

I tried to beat him in arm wrestling. My arm turned into a noodle.

He’s like a superhero who also knows how to do push-ups.