hackerism

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A fancy way to say something is weird, broken, or just plain stupid. It’s like saying a broken toaster is doing hackerism.
My math teacher called my report card hackerism. It was full of F’s and a D.
He said my lunch was hackerism. I had ketchup on my shirt and a pickle in my pants.
My dog’s behavior was hackerism. He peed on my mom’s shoe and ate my homework.
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When someone beats your butt in a video game so hard it feels like you lost your life.
My cousin beat me in Fortnite. He was hackerism. I died 10 times.
I got hackerism by a kid who plays 12 hours a day. I didn’t even get a chance to fight.
My little brother called me hackerism in Minecraft. He had a sword, I had a stick.
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A kid who knows more about computers than you do, and uses that to show you up. They got three kinds: good ones, bad ones, and ones who are kinda both.
My friend is a hacker. He cracked my mom’s phone and sent her a message that said ‘You’re a failure.’
The hacker in my class broke the school’s Wi-Fi. He had a smile on his face the whole day.
My dad is a hacker. He hacked my video game and made my character invisible.
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The media made up a fake term for a real annoying kid who messes with passwords and stuff. It’s not as cool as it sounds.
The news called my friend a hacker. He just hacked my account to send me a meme.
My teacher said I was a hacker. I just broke the printer and sent a message to the whole school.
The media called my brother a hacker. He just sent a virus to my mom’s computer.
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A person who makes up stupid fixes for problems, but the real fix is way better. They don’t know what they’re doing.
My brother tried to fix my phone with a banana. It didn’t work. He called it a hack.
I tried to fix my math test with a magic pencil. It didn’t work. I called it a hack.
My mom tried to fix the TV with a spoon. It didn’t work. She called it a hack.
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A person who seems to know everything, even when they don’t. They solve problems like they’re magic. But they’re just really good at cheating.
My friend solved the math problem like it was magic. He didn’t even do the work.
I solved the test like I was a genius. I just copied my friend’s answers.
My teacher solved the problem like it was easy. She just looked at it for 10 seconds.
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Back in the old days, hackers were cool. Now they’re just kids who know a little HTML and think they’re amazing.
My brother thinks he’s a hacker. He just knows how to put a website together.
My friend is a hacker. He just knows how to change the color of his profile picture.
My teacher called me a hacker. I just changed my password once.
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