hackerese

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Hackerese is like English got hit by a truck and then told to speak in slang while wearing socks on its hands.
Bro, I just hacked the school lunch system. Now pizza is free. For. EVER.
Why did you send me a text that says 'brb' but then never came back? I'm still waiting.
Your password is 'password' and you're surprised it got hacked? You're an idiot.
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Hackerese is the language of the internet's most chaotic kids who think emojis are a real language.
I'm not lazy. I'm just in hacker mode. Which is like being a zombie but with more memes.
Your Wi-Fi is broken because you tried to connect to a cat's hotspot. Don't @ me.
I don't know why I did that. It just felt right. Like hacking is a religion.
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Hackerese is when people talk like they're in a war, but the only thing they're fighting is bad passwords and poor grammar.
I'm not yelling. I'm just being dramatic. Like a hacker in a chatroom.
Your password is '123456' and you're surprised it's not secure? You're a disgrace.
If you don't know what a firewall is, you're not a hacker. You're just a kid with a phone.
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Hackerese is when people use words like 'brb' and 'lol' like they're synonyms for being human.
I'm going to go be a hacker. I'll be back in a minute. Maybe. Or maybe I'll get distracted by a meme.
Why do you text me at 2 AM with 'omg' and then go to sleep? What's wrong with you?
You can't just say 'tfw' and expect me to know what that means. I'm not your friend.
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Hackerese is when people talk like they're in a secret club, but the only secret is that they don't know how to spell 'password'.
We are hackers now. I swear. I just hacked the internet. Or at least my mom's phone.
Why did you use 'password123' as your password? You're not even trying.
I'm not a hacker. I'm just a kid who used a dictionary to guess your password.
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