hacker syndrome

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A hacker gets so annoyed by a stupid digital problem that they can't stand it and have to fix it, even if it means breaking things to get their point across.
A hacker sees a website that crashes every time you click a button. They spend the whole night rewriting the code and sending the company a rant in all caps.
A kid sees a broken vending machine that only gives out candy bars. He spends 2 hours hacking into the system just to make it give out pizza instead.
A hacker sees a password that's '1234' and can't help but change it to 'password' just to be a jerk.
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When a hacker sees a digital problem so bad, they think it's a personal insult and feel the need to rip it apart.
A hacker sees a spam email and decides to delete every single one in the inbox and send a message back to the sender saying 'I'm watching you.'
A kid sees a broken game and spends the whole weekend fixing it just to prove the game was wrong.
A hacker sees a password that's 'password' and feels the need to change it to '1234' just to be a pain.
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A hacker gets so angry at a stupid digital problem that they have to fix it, even if it means making a mess of everything else.
A hacker sees a glitch in a video game and decides to rewrite the entire code just to make it look better.
A kid sees a broken calculator and spends the whole day hacking into it just to make it give wrong answers.
A hacker sees a website that's slow and decides to crash it just to show it who's boss.
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