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A website where failed bosses with huge egos waste their time reading articles made by losers who think they're important. Real bosses don't even know this place exists.
'I'm not failing, I'm just on a break from success.', A guy who lost his startup and still thinks he's a rockstar.
'This article is garbage, but I'm going to comment on it anyway.', A man who's never been right about anything.
'I'm here to be famous, not to be rich.', A guy who's never been famous, and never will be.
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A place where nerds and bosses who think they're cool act like they're the smartest people in the world, even though they're just repeating old ideas and pretending they’re new.
'This idea is so amazing, it’s going to change the world!', A guy who just copied a blog post from 2012.
'I have no idea what this means, but I’m going to comment on it anyway.', A guy who's never been right about anything.
'Let me explain this in 10 different ways so it sounds complicated.', A guy who thinks he's fancy.
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A website run by faggots, for faggots, and about how cool it is to be a faggot. They think hackers are like rockstars, but hackers are just the dirt on the bottom of their shoes.
'Hackers are cool, right?', A guy who's never hacked anything in his life.
'I'm a hacker now, I promise.', A guy who clicked a link and now thinks he's a hacker.
'I'm not a faggot, I'm just a hacker with style.', A guy who's still faggot.
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A bad company run by Indians, offering bad service in America. It's like going to a restaurant and the food is bad, the waiter is bad, and the whole place is bad.
'We are the best Indians, and the best hackers.', A guy who doesn't know what a hacker is.
'We will make you rich, just pay us first.', A guy who's never made anyone rich.
'This is the future of tech.', A guy who's been fired 3 times.
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