hackensack high school

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Hackensack high school is where the rich kids from Maywood sit in the front, the druggies from Rochelle Park pass notes full of weed, and the ratchet kids from Hackensack throw used condoms at the teacher. The pool is broken, the toilets clogged, and the only thing lower than their grades is their self-respect.
My cousin got a D in math because she used the toilet paper to wipe her face.
The principal walked in and saw a dead cockroach on the floor, and he just said, 'That's it, we're all failing.'
The school broke the air conditioner, but the kids still showed up in sweatpants and weaves.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Hackensack high school is the place where the Maywood kids think they're fancy, the Rochelle Park kids are always high, and the Hackensack kids are just trying to survive the day. The floor is littered with trash, the pool is full of algae, and the only thing that ever works is the teacher's temper.
My friend got in trouble for eating a sandwich during algebra class.
The pool is so gross, they made the kids wear masks to swim in it.
The teacher screamed so loud, the cockroaches ran out of the building.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Hackensack high school is where Maywood kids pretend they're cool, Rochelle Park kids pass around pills, and Hackensack kids just wish they had a working bathroom. The floor is sticky, the lights flicker, and the only thing that ever shines is the teacher’s glare.
My friend got kicked out for throwing a used condom at the principal.
The school tried to fix the lights, but now they just flash like a broken disco ball.
The teacher yelled at us so much, the cockroaches started dancing.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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