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Hackensack is a huge city with like 43,000 people or more. The rich live up high, and the poor live downtown where drugs and gangs rule. It's basically a ghetto with projects and stuff. You know.
My cousin got shot in the head in Hackensack. No joke.
Hackensack is like the worst part of Bergen County. I hate it.
I live in Hackensack and I swear it's the worst place on Earth.
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Hackensack is a city in New Jersey near New York, but it feels like Newark because it's full of minorities. It's got 43,000 people and is like the most mixed-up city in the country. It's got blacks, whites, Hispanics, Asians, and all sorts of weirdos.
Hackensack is the most diverse place in Bergen County. I swear.
I went to Hackensack and it was like a different world.
Hackensack is full of weird people. I don't like it.
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Hackensack has the biggest hospital in New Jersey, and it's always expanding. The traffic around it is so bad, it's like a war zone.
I got stuck in traffic near the hospital in Hackensack. It was brutal.
The hospital in Hackensack is huge and the traffic is a nightmare.
Hackensack hospital is so big, it's like a whole city by itself.
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Hackensack High School is the worst school ever. The white kids are in Maywood, the druggies are in Rochelle Park, and the ratchet kids are in Hackensack. The school is broken, the pool is broken, and the grades are even worse than the floors.
Hackensack High School is the worst. Everything is broken.
I went to Hackensack High and it was like a disaster zone.
Hackensack High is so bad, even the cockroaches are tired of it.
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Hackensack is where people go to quilt like crazy. It's so tied to quilting, people actually use the word like it's a verb. No one is doing anything sexual there, just big-ass quilts.
I went to the Hackensack quilt meeting and it was wild.
Hackensack is all about quilting. No sex, just fabric.
Quilting is a verb now. It's all because of Hackensack.
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Hackensack, MN is where people from out of town get kicked in the groin. It's a brutal greeting. You shake hands, then you get kicked in the nuts and slapped in the face.
I got kicked in the nuts in Hackensack, MN. It was brutal.
Hackensack MN is the worst place to meet people.
I went to Hackensack and got kicked in the groin. No thanks.
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Hackensack is a city in New Jersey where hospitals take over the whole place. It's like half the town is just hospitals. It's wild.
Hackensack is like one giant hospital. It's wild.
I live in Hackensack and it's like half the city is a hospital.
Hackensack is so full of hospitals, it's like a city inside a hospital.
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