Hackbot

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A stupid bot that breaks into your IM account and starts chatting you up about some lousy product you don't need. They act like your friend at first, but then they drop a link in your face and won't stop bugging you.
Hey man, you look smart! Take this IQ test and get rich!
Your friend Sarah is here! But she’s really a bot. She wants you to buy a stupid watch.
Your mom just sent you a message. She’s not. She’s a bot. She wants you to try this weird diet.
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These bots are like creepy strangers who sneak into your messages and try to sell you stuff. They don't care if you're busy or mad. They just keep talking and keep spamming.
Hey, I'm your buddy John. But I'm not. I'm a bot. Buy this stupid phone!
Your crush just messaged you. They're not. They're a bot. They want you to buy a subscription to a dumb website.
Your dad just said he loves you. He’s a bot. He wants you to try this weird pill.
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Hackbots are like the worst kind of salesperson. They crash your IM and won't stop pushing random stuff on you. They even laugh at your threats and keep coming back.
You just got a message from your friend. It’s not your friend. It’s a bot. It wants you to take a stupid quiz.
You told the bot to go to hell. It just said, 'I’ll be back.'
Your teacher just sent you a message. She’s not. She’s a bot. She wants you to buy a stupid calculator.
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Hackbots are like the worst guest at your party. They take over your messages and won’t stop talking about some stupid product. You try to kick them out, but they just come back with a new link.
Your friend Alex just messaged you. He’s not. He’s a bot. He wants you to buy a stupid app.
You told the bot to leave. It just said, 'I’m not done yet.'
Your pet just sent you a message. It’s not your pet. It’s a bot. It wants you to buy a stupid toy.
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These bots are like your ex. They break into your messages and won’t stop bugging you about a stupid product. They act like they care, but they just want you to buy something.
Hey, it's your old friend. But they’re not. They’re a bot. They want you to buy a stupid hat.
Your crush just sent you a message. They’re not. They’re a bot. They want you to buy a stupid shirt.
You told the bot to go away. It just said, 'I’ll be back when you’re sad.'
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Hackbots are like the worst kind of pest. They invade your messages and won’t stop selling you stuff. You try to log out, but they just log back in and keep spamming.
Your friend just sent you a message. They’re not. They’re a bot. They want you to buy a stupid subscription.
You told the bot to shut up. It just said, 'I’m not done yet.'
Your teacher just sent you a message. She’s not. She’s a bot. She wants you to buy a stupid notebook.
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