hackberry reeboks

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those ugly white rubber shoes you wore when you thought you were tough
My hackberry reeboks are so old they look like they were made in a prison cell.
I wore my hackberry reeboks to the mall and got called a kid by a 20-year-old.
I stepped in a puddle wearing my hackberry reeboks and now my feet smell like a garbage can.
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the shoes that make you look like you live in a closet
My hackberry reeboks are so white they blind me when I walk outside.
I wore my hackberry reeboks to the beach and got mocked by seagulls.
My hackberry reeboks are so worn out they look like they’ve been through a war.
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the only shoes you own because you’re too cheap to buy new ones
I’ve had my hackberry reeboks for so long I think they’re part of my body now.
My hackberry reeboks are the only thing keeping me from walking on my hands.
I wore my hackberry reeboks to a party and got asked if I was a ghost.
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