Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a golfer so bad they make the ball cry before it even hits the ground.

I watched Hackbart try to hit a golf ball. The ball looked like it was being tortured.

Hackbart's swing is like a confused chicken trying to fly.

Hackbart took three shots to hit the ball out of the sand. The sand laughed at him.

2

a golfer who thinks the hole is a personal enemy.

Hackbart yelled at the hole like it owed him money.

Hackbart tried to kick the ball into the hole. It didn’t work.

Hackbart stared at the hole for five minutes before swinging. It was a waste of time.

3

a golfer who makes the golf course look like it’s mocking them.

Hackbart’s ball rolled into the water like it was going on vacation.

Hackbart tried to hit a tree. The tree didn’t move. Hackbart did.

The golf course probably has a secret meeting every time Hackbart plays.

4

a golfer who could make a cow miss the barn.

Hackbart hit the ball straight into a bush. The bush was confused.

Hackbart took six shots to get the ball out of the sand. The sand was proud.

Hackbart’s swing was so bad, the wind changed direction just to watch.

5

a golfer who would fail a math test just to be polite.

Hackbart’s math skills are better than his golf skills. And that’s saying something.

Hackbart hit the ball into a tree. The tree gave him a failing grade.

Hackbart’s golf game is so bad, the ball asked for a calculator.

6

a golfer who makes the golf ball feel like it’s being punished.

Hackbart hit the ball so hard, it went to jail.

The golf ball ran away from Hackbart. It was scared.

Hackbart’s swing is like a golf ball’s nightmare.