HackaSimmons

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Purposely messing up Ben Simmons so he can't shoot free throws because he's bad at it and it lets you take over the game while he keeps missing like a clumsy idiot.

I hackaSimmons him every time he steps to the line, and he’s like, 'Why?'

He missed three free throws in a row, and I was laughing like a maniac.

He’s so bad at free throws, I just let him keep missing so I can win.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Making Ben Simmons look like a fool by letting him take free throws he can’t hit because you know he’s terrible at them and you want to destroy him.

I let him take free throws like it was a punishment.

He missed two free throws, and I was like, 'Keep going, you’re doing great.'

He couldn’t hit a free throw, and I just kept messing him up.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You know Ben Simmons can’t shoot free throws, so you let him take them on purpose to make him look like an idiot and help you win.

He took five free throws and missed them all, and I was like, 'That’s the best part of the game.'

I let him take free throws because he’s a free throw disaster.

He missed so many free throws, it felt like a personal attack.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You let Ben Simmons take free throws because he can’t hit them, and you’re just happy he’s wasting time and looking like a mess.

He missed a free throw, and I was like, 'That was beautiful.'

I let him take free throws because he’s bad at them and it’s fun to watch.

He took free throws like it was a chore, and I was just enjoying it.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You make Ben Simmons take free throws because you know he’s going to miss them, and you’re just happy he’s making it easy for you to win.

He missed all his free throws, and I was like, 'That was the best part of the game.'

I let him take free throws like he had no choice.

He was so bad at free throws, it was like watching a disaster.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You let Ben Simmons take free throws because he’s bad at them, and you just want to make him look like an idiot while you win.

He missed a free throw, and I was like, 'That was the best part of the game.'

He kept missing free throws, and I was just laughing at him.

He took free throws and missed them all, and I was like, 'That was the best part of the game.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago