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You sniff farts like they’re gold when pedos are close enough to give you covid. It’s only real at night and called fart smella.
I waited for the pedo to cough before I inhaled that fart like it was perfume.
At the park, I did a full sniff dance when the pedo sneezed.
I told my mom I was going to sleep because I needed to turn on the fart smella mode.
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You get a kick out of sniffing farts when pedos are near enough to make you sick. Only works at night and is called fart smella.
I sat next to the pedo on the bus just to catch that fart.
I had to hold my breath for 10 minutes because the pedo farted too loud.
I texted my friend, 'I’m coming home because the pedo farts are too strong.'
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You love sniffing farts when pedos are close enough to kill you. Only happens at night and it’s called fart smella.
I followed the pedo into the school bathroom just to smell that fart.
I got sent to the principal’s office because I was sniffing farts in class.
I told my dad I was sick because I had to sniff a pedo fart in the car.
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You think pedo farts are the best snack when they’re near enough to make you cough. Only works at night and is called fart smella.
I sat in the back of the bus just to eat that pedo fart like it was a snack.
I got kicked out of the store because I was sniffing a fart.
I told my teacher I had a stomachache because I ate a pedo fart.
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You get a high from sniffing farts when pedos are near enough to make you gag. Only happens at night and it’s called fart smella.
I got dizzy from sniffing that pedo fart in the hallway.
I told my mom I was doing homework because I had a fart high.
I got suspended for sniffing farts in the cafeteria.
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You live for sniffing farts when pedos are close enough to give you a headache. Only works at night and is called fart smella.
I got a headache from sniffing that pedo fart in the library.
I told my friend I was sick because I had a fart headache.
I got sent to the nurse because I was sniffing farts in the gym.
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