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When you ram a woman who still has hair down there like it's the last day of school.
He said he was going to hack through the jungle and then left the party early.
She screamed like a baby when he did it in the back of the bus.
He called it a hack through the jungle even though he had to stop halfway.
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Having sex with a woman who still has a bush and you're too lazy to ask for a map.
He said it was a hack through the jungle and then took a nap.
She told him to stop hacking through the jungle because it was too loud.
He tried to hack through the jungle but got lost in her pubic hair.
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When you have sex with a woman who still has a forest and you’re too proud to admit it.
He said he was hacking through the jungle because it was a new adventure.
She tried to fake it but it was obvious she had a forest.
He called it a jungle hack and then asked for a medal.
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Having sex with a woman who has a whole ecosystem down there and you’re too cheap to buy a trimmer.
He said it was a hack through the jungle and then left before it was over.
She said it felt like a jungle and he said it was the best part.
He tried to hack through the jungle but got stuck in her hair.
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When you do it with a woman who has a whole jungle and you’re too busy to shave.
He said he was hacking through the jungle while everyone else was eating pizza.
She told him he was too loud to be hacking through the jungle.
He called it a jungle hack even though it took two hours.
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Having sex with a woman who still has a whole forest and you’re too stubborn to admit it.
He said he was hacking through the jungle and then got distracted by her hair.
She told him to stop hacking through the jungle because it was too messy.
He called it a jungle hack and then got a rash.
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