Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Looking up nonsense on Google like a clueless idiot who thinks they're being smart.

Why is the sky blue? I'm hacking the mainframe.

I looked up 'how to be cool' because I was too lazy to try.

I searched 'how to win at life' just to make it look like I was working.

2

Pressing buttons on your keyboard like you're playing a video game and you're trying to impress someone.

I pressed F5 like it was a secret code.

I hit enter ten times because I thought it would make the computer faster.

I randomly typed 'password' because I had no idea what I was doing.

3

Breaking through 17 firewalls like you're a certified genius and the mainframe is scared of you.

I passed through 17 firewalls like I was on a mission.

I beat the firewall like it was my enemy.

I got through the firewall like it was my best friend.

4

A box with a USB sticking out that can crash servers and make computers cry.

That box crashed my server and my coffee spilled.

The USB made the computer scream and shut down.

I plugged it in and the mainframe said, 'What is this?'.

5

Being cool and having cheat codes to make everything easier and more awesome.

I used cheat codes to make my life easier.

I was cool and had a cheat code for everything.

I had cheat codes and looked like a total boss.

6

Taking advantage of a tiny mistake to win and be the most awesome person in the room.

I used a tiny mistake to win the game.

I made the mistake and then I won.

I was the most awesome person in the room because I had a tiny mistake.

7

Breaking into a supercomputer like a total legend who thinks they're in a movie.

I broke into a supercomputer like I was in a movie.

I was a legend and I broke into a supercomputer.

I hacked the mainframe like it was my job.