hack sesh

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A hack sesh is when a bunch of losers gather in a dry spot and kick a bag of sand or cheap beads around like it’s the last thing they’ll ever do, all while pretending they’re tough.
My cousin’s hack sesh was so bad, the beads flew into the neighbor’s yard and scared their dog.
At the park, these guys kicked beads so hard, the bag broke and sand went everywhere.
My friend tried to be cool at a hack sesh, but he tripped and fell in the sand.
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A hack sesh is when a group of kids or adults smoke so much dank kush, they cough so hard it sounds like a chainsaw is in their lungs.
At my cousin’s hack sesh, he coughed so loud, the whole neighborhood heard him.
My friend’s hack sesh was so good, he passed out on the couch and woke up 3 hours later.
My mom tried a hack sesh and coughed so hard, she thought she had a broken rib.
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