Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy slices open his junk with a knife and uses a straw to suck out his sperm like it's a soda fountain.

My bro tried to hack sack at the party and ended up with a noodle soup of sperm.

He used a straw from a soda can and said it was 'the ultimate hack sack experience.'

He had to stop because his nuts were screaming 'no more!'

2

A girl coughs up a bunch of hair from her man's junk after he shoved it down her throat like he was trying to kill her.

She was hacking up hair like she was a hairball from hell.

He deep-throated her so hard, she got a hairball in her lungs.

She said, 'I don’t want to breathe anymore.'

3

A man slaps a woman’s face with his junk until she kicks him in the nuts so hard, he throws up.

He slapped her face so much, her cheek turned into a meatball.

She kicked him so hard, he was like a sick dog.

He threw up sperm and meatballs in the middle of the kitchen.

4

A sack that’s empty and lying on the floor, waiting for someone to trip on it and fall flat on their face.

I stepped on it and face-planted into the wall like a meatball.

It was just a sack, but it ruined my whole day.

It was so empty, I thought it was a prank.

5

You beat your meat and shoot your cum into your belly button like it’s a target.

He shot cum into his belly button like he was aiming for a bullseye.

His belly button was full of cum, and it looked like a snack bar.

He said, 'I hit the bullseye!' but it was just cum.

6

You shoot your cum into your belly button like it's a game, and when you make it in, you hear a tiny *cha-ching*.

He hit the button, and it sounded like a cash register.

He was so proud of his *cha-ching* that he did a victory dance.

He said, 'That’s the sound of success!' but it was just cum.