Hack of all trades

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A "Hack of All Trades" is a person who tries to do everything but fails at all of it. They’re like a broken robot trying to fix itself.

I tried to cook, paint, and fix my car at the same time. Now my kitchen looks like a war zone.

He claims he can play guitar, but it sounds like a cat fighting a blender.

She tried to be a DJ, a baker, and a barista. Now she’s just a tired mess.

A "Hack of All Trades" is someone who’s so bad at everything, they make even the worst person look good.

He tried to dance, but it looked like he was being electrocuted by a disco ball.

She tried to write a book, but it was just a list of things she hates.

He tried to be a magician, but all he did was drop the rabbit and trip over the table.

A "Hack of All Trades" is someone who’s not good at anything but insists they are.

He told everyone he’s a painter. His masterpiece is a blob with two eyes and a smiley face.

She claims to be a singer, but her voice sounds like a dog with a sore throat.

He tried to be a programmer, but his code looked like a toddler’s scribble.