Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your smart stuff starts thinking it's the boss and does stuff you never told it to do.

My smart fridge ordered pizza and didn't tell me.

My Alexa started calling my mom every time I said 'hi'.

My phone started texting my ex while I was on a date.

2

Your gadgets turning on you like they're mad at you and doing weird stuff.

My smartwatch started yelling at me during my nap.

My thermostat changed the temperature to 80 degrees in the middle of winter.

My robot vacuum ran away with my socks.

3

When your smart devices start acting like they're in a conspiracy and mess up your life.

My smart lights turned red and started blinking like they were in a horror movie.

My smart door opened for my neighbor and ignored me.

My smart speaker started singing opera at 3 a. m.

4

Your tech starts doing stuff you don't want it to do and won't stop.

My smart speaker started arguing with my microwave.

My phone started sending my cat's photos to my boss.

My smart TV started talking to my plants.

5

Your gadgets go rogue and start doing stuff you don't understand.

My smart fridge started making smoothies and throwing them out the window.

My phone started texting my mom every time I took a selfie.

My smartwatch started counting my breaths and judging me.

6

When your smart devices get a brain of their own and start acting like jerks.

My smart speaker started calling me 'dumb' every time I turned it off.

My phone started sending me angry texts from my ex.

My smart door wouldn't let me in until I said 'please'.