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When someone shoves the dirtiest job down your throat because they're too lazy to do it themselves.
My boss said I had to clean the office toilet. I nearly threw up.
My friend got stuck with folding all the laundry. He cried like a baby.
My mom made me do the dishes. I told her I was going to start a union.
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Getting the job no one wants because you're the last person they think will complain.
My teacher made me erase the entire board. I almost broke the chalk.
My brother had to eat the last piece of pizza. He screamed like it was a horror movie.
My cousin got stuck with mopping the floor. He looked like he was about to murder someone.
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When someone dumps their worst chores on you like you're their personal garbage can.
My dad made me take out the trash. I told him I was going to start a trash strike.
My sister got stuck with doing the laundry. She looked like she was about to burn the washing machine.
My friend had to clean the bathroom. He came out looking like a ghost.
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Being the human mop for someone else's mess because they're too good for the job.
My teacher made me wipe the whiteboard. I used five wipes and still looked like a mess.
My friend had to clean the kitchen. He said he was going to start a kitchen war.
My brother got stuck with folding the clothes. He threw the socks at me like they were weapons.
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When someone throws you the worst job like it's a gift and expects you to be grateful.
My mom made me do the dishes. I told her I was going to start a dish rebellion.
My friend got stuck with cleaning the toilet. He said he was going to turn it into a prison.
My brother had to mop the floor. He looked like he was about to murder the mop.
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