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Throwing up a meal you swear you never ate.
I woke up with a burger in my hair and no memory of eating it.
He puked out a steak like it personally insulted him.
She threw up a taco at 3 a. m. and still doesn’t know how it got there.
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Spewing food you don’t even know you ate.
He puked out a pizza and still claims he didn’t eat it.
She vomited a burrito and cried about it.
I puked out a chicken nugget and it was the most embarrassing moment of my life.
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Coughing up a meal you don’t remember swallowing.
He coughed up a sandwich like it was a rival.
She puked a pizza and called it a personal attack.
I threw up a hot dog and it was the worst part of my day.
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Vomiting a meal you never saw coming.
He puked out a soup and it was like a surprise party he didn’t want.
She vomited a pizza and screamed about it.
I threw up a taco and it was the most confusing moment of my life.
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Coughing up food like it betrayed you.
He puked out a burger and it looked like it had a grudge.
She vomited a hot dog and called it a betrayal.
I threw up a sandwich and it was like it hated me.
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Throwing up a meal like it was your enemy.
He puked out a pizza and it was like it was fighting him.
She vomited a taco and it was the most dramatic thing of the day.
I threw up a sandwich and it was like it wanted me dead.
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