Hachie Machie

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A crazy need to touch a guy's junk. Also the name of a Peruvian dude who smells like wet socks and regret.

Yo, I saw a Hachie Machie in the park and I had to follow him like a lost puppy.

My cousin's best friend is a Hachie Machie and he once tried to flirt with my dog.

That Hachie Machie at the gym looked like he had been run over by a goat.

A loud gasp that sounds like a chicken got hit by a truck. From the 90s show where the guy screams at everything.

I saw my mom eat a taco and I did a Hachie Machie so loud the neighbors called the cops.

When my dog ate my homework, I did a Hachie Machie so strong it woke up my grandma.

My brother did a Hachie Machie when he found out I took his last donut.

What you say when you see a girl so hot she could melt your face off with a side of nachos.

I saw that girl in math class and I did a Hachie Machie so hard I fell out of my chair.

My friend did a Hachie Machie when he saw the waitress at the diner.

I did a Hachie Machie in the grocery store and now I'm blushing like a tomato.

A loaf of bread that looks like it was hit by a rock and then left outside in the rain.

My mom made a Hachie Machie so bad I could see my face in it.

That Hachie Machie at the bakery was so sad it cried on my shoulder.

I ate a Hachie Machie and now I feel like I swallowed a brick.