Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a guy with a tiny weenie who thinks he’s king of the hill

Tristin tried to flex but his pants were too tight

Preston said he could beat anyone but his zipper fell

Brandon tried to kiss someone but it was awkward

2

a guy who smells like old socks and calls everyone a fag

Garret called Jordan a fag in the lunchroom

Jordan said he had a crush but it was on a girl

Elijah said he was cool but he had a bad hair day

3

a guy who’s always bragging but can’t back it up

Tristin said he could beat anyone but lost to a girl

Preston said he was the best but got beat up

Brandon said he was a legend but got laughed at

4

a guy who’s so dumb he thinks a hot dog is a good meal

Garret said hot dogs were the best food ever

Jordan ate a hot dog and called it a masterpiece

Elijah tried to cook and it was just a hot dog

5

a guy who’s so ugly he thinks he’s a model

Tristin said he was a model but no one believed him

Preston said he was handsome but he had a pimple

Brandon said he was a legend but he had a bad haircut

6

a guy who’s so weak he can’t even lift a backpack

Garret tried to lift a backpack but it fell

Jordan said he was strong but he couldn’t lift it

Elijah tried to carry it but dropped it