hachi machi

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A loud, dumb face you make when you see something so stupid it makes your brain want to explode.
I saw my dog wearing a hat and I did a hachi machi so loud my neighbor called the cops.
My mom said I could eat ice cream for breakfast and I did a hachi machi so hard I spilled my cereal.
When my friend told me he got a fish for a pet, I did a hachi machi so strong my face turned red.
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The look you give a girl when you think she’s so hot she could light a fire and you’d be the one burning.
I saw my crush at the mall and did a hachi machi so fast I bumped into a wall.
My brother saw my sister’s new outfit and did a hachi machi so hard he dropped his burger.
When my crush smiled at me, I did a hachi machi so big I think my face is gonna fall off.
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A crazy, deep need for a man’s junk, like it’s the only thing keeping you from crying in a public bathroom.
I saw a guy walking down the street and I did a hachi machi so intense I started whispering to myself.
My friend told me about a guy who eats pizza for breakfast and I did a hachi machi so strong I got a headache.
When I saw my uncle’s friend’s junk, I did a hachi machi so loud my dog ran away.
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A round, fluffy piece of food that somehow tastes like happiness and also like it’s trying to escape your mouth.
I ate a bun so fast I dropped it on the floor and it looked sad.
My mom gave me a bun for breakfast and I ate it so fast I forgot to brush my teeth.
I bit into a bun so hard I think it screamed.
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