hacheta

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A hacheta is a fake DJ who thinks he’s the next big thing. He’s always handing out cruddy mixtapes and yapping about EDM like it’s a religion.

Hey bro, want my free mixtape? I made it myself, no autotune needed.

I’m gonna drop a new track next week. You’ll be the first to know… probably.

EDM is the future. You’re just stuck in the past.

A hacheta is a guy who thinks he’s a DJ but can’t even play a beat without messing it up. He’s always trying to hand you his mixtape.

This mixtape is fire. I made it in my mom’s basement.

You’re gonna be famous. I know it.

I’m gonna start a DJ career. Watch me.

A hacheta is a guy who thinks EDM is the best thing ever and will brag about it nonstop. He’ll give you his mixtape like it’s a holy relic.

EDM is the future, and I’m gonna be the king of it.

This mixtape is the best thing since sliced bread.

You’re gonna love my music. It’s that good.