Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the thing you wish you had when your pants fall down in public

My dog saw me at the park and laughed like a hyena.

I tried to run away but my pants fell down again.

My mom texted me: 'You’re gonna die of embarrassment.'

2

the hole you wish you could hide in during a group project

My teacher made me present in front of the class.

I had to explain why the project was late.

I was red in the face the whole time.

3

the thing you blame when your friend laughs at your joke

I told a joke and my friend laughed at me.

I tried to be funny but failed.

My friend said, 'That was the worst joke ever.'

4

the hole you wish you could plug when you have to sing in front of people

I had to sing in the talent show.

My voice was like a broken cat.

The crowd roared with laughter.

5

the thing you wish you could cover when you trip in front of your crush

I tripped in front of my crush.

I fell flat on my face.

My crush said, 'You’re gonna be famous.'

6

the hole you blame when you have to do a presentation in pajamas

I had to do a presentation in pajamas.

I looked like I just woke up.

My teacher said, 'You’re gonna die of shame.'