Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The word you use when you're too lazy to think but still want to sound smart.

'Hache, bro, that pizza was legend.'

'She said I was a hache, but I'm just a slow thinker.'

'Hache, my dog, he ate my homework.'

2

A Russian way to call Armenians and other Caucasus folks that sounds like a curse and a punch in the gut.

'You're a hache, and I'm gonna punch you.'

'He called me a hache, and I called him a moron.'

'My mom says I'm a hache, but I'm just a normal kid.'

3

A man who looks like a sad burger and only gets laid when the beer gut gives up.

'He's a hache, and I'm not even mad.'

'My dad is a hache, and I'm proud.'

'That guy is a hache, and I want his life.'

4

HACH, the school that gives you food so good you forget your math homework.

'HACH, my school, the best ever.'

'HACH, I eat there, and I'm happy.'

'HACH, that cafeteria is legendary.'

5

A girl so pretty she could make a boy cry and a boy so pretty he could make a girl jealous.

'She's a hache, and I'm just a normal guy.'

'He's a hache, and I'm just a normal guy.'

'That girl is a hache, and I'm just a normal guy.'

6

A road trip so long it's like getting a blow job from a guy who forgot how to breathe.

'That hache was longer than my lunch break.'

'I did the hache, and I almost died.'

'He went on the hache, and I watched him suffer.'

7

What you say when you're so into someone you're willing to forget your own name.

'I love you, hache.'

'She's my hache, and I'm hers.'

'He said hache, and I almost cried.'