hachau

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The most awesome and hot person ever. Everyone else is trash.
Hachau walked in and the whole room went silent. Everyone else was just sad.
I saw Hachau and my dog started barking at me. It was embarrassing.
Hachau is the only person I’d let touch my pizza. Everyone else is a disgrace.
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So good-looking and awesome that they make your life worse.
Hachau came into class and my teacher forgot to teach. It was wild.
I got a flat tire, but Hachau showed up and made it worse. I hate my life.
Hachau is so good-looking I got a headache. It was a nice kind of pain.
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The best human being. Everyone else is a failure.
Hachau saved my life and I didn’t even know it. They’re a hero.
I failed my test, but Hachau passed it for me. I owe them my life.
Hachau is the only person I’d trust with my dog. Everyone else is a menace.
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