Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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HACH is a school so good it makes other schools look like toilet paper. The food is legendary, the people are awesome, and the rest of Essex is just jealous.

My lunch was so good I forgot to eat my homework.

I got a free dessert just for being cool.

The cafeteria lady knows my name and my order.

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HACH is what Russians call Armenians. It's like being called a 'fart in a sock' but with more hatred and less smell.

My cousin got called HACH in the street and cried.

He said it was the worst insult ever.

I laughed so hard I got a stomach ache.

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A HACH is a man who can't get laid more than four times a year. He's probably got a bald head, a beer gut, and a penis that could hide in a sock.

He tried to pick me up and I ran away.

He asked me out and I said no.

He tried to flirt and I laughed in his face.

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HACH is the word that turns a basic sentence into a masterpiece. It's like adding glitter to a mud pie.

I said 'HACH' and the room went silent.

My teacher used it in a sentence and I was impressed.

I used it in my essay and got extra credit.

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A HACH is a girl so hot she could make a man forget his own name. She's the kind of person who makes boys blush and girls jealous.

She walked in and the whole class stared.

I asked her out and she said yes.

She smiled and I melted.

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HACH is getting a blow job while driving through the longest town in B. C. It's like trying to eat a whole pizza while riding a bike.

I got a blow job and almost crashed.

The blow job was so good I forgot to drive.

I got a blow job and a stomach ache.

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A HACH is a tiny Irish man who looks like a leprechaun with ginger hair. He's like a mini version of a superhero.

He ran up to me and said 'I'm a HACH!'

He's shorter than my dog.

He looked like a ginger ninja.

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